“I am Bond… James Bond”…
“Oh really? But you didn’t say that in your latest movie?”
“Oh crap I forgot”
Today let’s focus on just one POPCRAP.
I just came back from watching Quantum of Solace (wth does that mean anyway? Someone please educate me)… and I rate it 4/10. Why? Cos it’s the suckiest Bond movie I’ve ever seen.
Looks like a scene from video games eh?
First of all, the actions are super fake. How can one fall off buildings… got hit on the face with an elephant or even fall from the sky (with parachute barely opened at the last minute and hit the ground straight on the head) and still doesnt feel pain.. no bruises on the face even?
Aston Martin doesn’t love Bond anymore?
The only chance for us to see the oh-so famous James Bond car is only at the first 5 minutes of the movie and thats it. Oh the car is not bullet proof, mind you… so that makes the James Bond Aston Martin an ordinary car that does nothing other than getting wrecked.
Remember how good an Aston Martin looks? Well, you better remember it cos you wont see this anymore in Quantum of Solace… not even for 1 minute.
Oh btw, he drives a Ford more than anything else now. Check it out in the movie.
James Bond = spy gadget man.
According to Wikipedia,
In the James Bond film adaptations, Bond has been associated with several well-known watches, usually outfitted with high-tech features not found on production models. The Rolex Submariner, one of the few recurring models, was worn by Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, and Timothy Dalton’s versions of James Bond. Roger Moore also sported a number of digital watches by Pulsar and Seiko.
James Bond used to receive cool and high tech gadgets from Agent Q.
When I see James Bond, I expect to see him using his high tech gadgets to spy or just to show off his transforming fountain pen or even a mini camera keychain…
WHERE ARE ALL THE GADGETS IN QUANTUM OF SOLACE?????
Did Sony Ericsson say “throw all his gadgets… he only needs a Sony Ericsson phone that does nothing other than taking photo with face tracking capabilities?”
If you are looking forward to watch QoS for the bond girl? No need la.. cos it’s not a big issue anymore.
This is how a Bond girl supposed to look. Classy, hawt, mysterious and smart.
I remember there was a time when everyone talks about who gets to be Bond girl.. how each Bond girl appears in every movie… Well.. again… no more. LOL
In Quantum of Solace, we get this Bond Girl female actress. Not hawt.. speaks alien language and she’s scared of fire.
Oh well. I should stop all these complaints now or I can go on until tomorrow. Watching a gadgetless, bond girl-less and Aston Martin-less James Bond movie is like watching a Superman that doesn’t fly in a Superman movie
Just one last message to the latest Bond movie.